mattanapkin:

If no amount of money can solve your problems… I envy you.

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Best way to spend Sunday, even if its cloudy all the sudden… #Sundayfunday #relax #lawnchair #daytimedrinking #dontjudgeme

Best way to spend Sunday, even if its cloudy all the sudden… #Sundayfunday #relax #lawnchair #daytimedrinking #dontjudgeme

#scenery aint so bad either! #hothusband #doinwork #allmine

#scenery aint so bad either! #hothusband #doinwork #allmine

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

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So excited I enrolled in night classes. What could go wrong?

mikeyisacunt:

bent-duck:

sylvia-socioplath:

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christ

girl on the left is physically repelled from him

The struggle is real out here for a brony… #taken

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Gene is ALWAYS gettin’ it

Gene is ALWAYS gettin’ it

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ratchetmessreturns:

Tell em granny

I was considering this on a shirt i.saw until….

ratchetmessreturns:

Tell em granny

I was considering this on a shirt i.saw until….

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